I have had it up to my beak with these humans and their silly chattering! Every day, they’re all “Who’s a pretty bird?” this and “Polly want a cracker?” that. Until these meat sacks get some fresh material, I’m going to hide away where I can get some peace and quiet, someplace they’ll never think to look.
Not sure birdie thought this through, Andrew Y. (more cute birds at BuzzFeed.)
Hey, who you callin’ a meat sack?! I resemble that remark. 😜
Who wants coffee?
Birdtea? (Birdie? Get it? teaheehee)