This Didn’t Happen

And if it did, I didn’t do it. And if I did, you can’t prove it. And if you can, it wasn’t that bad. And if it was, that’s not a big deal. And if it is, that’s not my fault. And if it was, I didn’t mean it. And if I did, you deserved it.

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Who are you gonna believe, me or your lying eyes?

Case closed, Sharon H.

You already voted!

16 thoughts on “This Didn’t Happen

  1. Dana June 3, 2019 / 10:16 am

    Best explanation I’ve ever heard.

  2. fkaWaldenPond June 3, 2019 / 10:38 am

    To me, that is ‘My work is done here.’ type of expression.

  3. allein 🐾 June 3, 2019 / 10:38 am

    That’s a lotta ifs…

  4. Lucy's Mom June 3, 2019 / 10:42 am

    I’m leaning toward believing the little guy. I mean, is that the face of a liar?? Nope.

  5. dubravkamcvmd June 3, 2019 / 11:09 am

    Mike, you should be working in the White House’s Press Office.

    • phredsmom June 3, 2019 / 2:31 pm

      That’s Mueller’s cat, no doubt of it.

  6. Alice Shortcake June 3, 2019 / 11:16 am

    Well, that covers all eventualities. Besides, if you look at the toilet roll sideways and squint a bit it’s clearly in pristine condition, so what’s all the fuss about?

    • Duckie 🐥 June 3, 2019 / 11:56 am

      I agree. Going back to bed.

  7. Dulcie June 3, 2019 / 11:36 am

    Cat-itude. What are ya gonna do??

  8. Dulcie June 3, 2019 / 12:24 pm

    Reminds me of one of my favorite jokes.
    A German Shepherd, a Lab, and a cat were waiting at the gates of heaven. God asks the GS why it should be in heaven. The dog answers “because I was brave and protected my masters my whole life”. God said “you may enter”. The Lab said “I was a faithful companion and comfort to my masters my whole life”. God was pleased and said “enter”. Next God speaks to the cat. The cat responds “I believe you are in my seat”.
    😹😺😁

    • Dana June 3, 2019 / 12:29 pm

      😂

    • phredsmom June 3, 2019 / 2:33 pm

      Perfect! I love it! Can I use your joke on the next human I meet?
      Gotta be MyMike, poor guy.

      • Dulcie June 3, 2019 / 3:51 pm

        Of course! If anything is meant to be shared its laughter! That’s why this site is both educational AND medicinal/therapeutic!!

    • Kar June 3, 2019 / 8:25 pm

      Question is, did he get up and out of the cat’s way?

      • debg June 3, 2019 / 9:15 pm

        I think we all know who runs the universe, Kar.

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