And so, with a wave of her magic wand, the Fairy Godraccoon transformed the garbage into a shimmering gown. “But you must leave before midnight,” she cautioned her, “or your coach will transform back into a Dumpster.”
I love a happy ending, Sharon H.
Bibbity-Bobbity-Boop
Ummm… huh???? 😋
who dresses up a raccoon in organza??!
I know, right? She looks more like a Chiffon kind of girl.
Good thing I wasn’t eating or drinking something Allein! And if not chiffon, what are your thoughts on taffeta or dotted swiss?
Allein!! 😀
“Taffeta, darling.”
“Taffeta, sweetheart.”
“No, the dress is taffeta. It wrinkles so easily.”
I was thinking the same thing! And was considering including the quote but said nah, that might be too obscure even for our nerdy group.
Oh my goodness, my husband and I quote from that movie at least once a week! Last night, “Put the candle BACK!” somehow made it into conversation. 🙂
When I last stayed with my cousin and his partner, they had just adopted two puppy chihuahuas and every. single. time. I stepped into the room or spoke within their range they completely went off. I made the crack that my nickname from thence on should be Frau blucher.
Ahh Fritz, thank you. 😀
How do we know they didn’t wander into the dress by itself? They’re incredibly clever when they want to be. https://www.dw.com/en/drunken-raccoon-staggers-through-german-christmas-market-passes-out/a-51579948
“However, a breathalyzer test on the animal was not carried out,” police said. 😂
Poor raccoon.
“Two tipsy hedgehogs”! At least they survived their mishap with spiked drinks.
Innocent until proven guilty! How do we know he was drunk when he wasn’t tested?
Maybe one day they will administer breathalyzer tests and this hilarious (but false) story will turn out to be true: https://detroit.cbslocal.com/2015/09/30/man-uses-raccoon-to-start-breathalyzer-equipped-car-raccoon-then-attacks-driver/
This looks like a very dramatic performance. I wonder who the audience could be.
Anyway, rock on, raccoon!
I feel pretty, oh so pretty!
It’s Rory! Or his cousin, maybe.
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https://thebloggess.com/2015/08/04/wheres-rory/
That is a very pretty dress she is wearing.
You beat me to it. Maybe I’ve been reading to much Bloggess (Is that even possible??), but I think that raccoon danced its last dance a long time ago.