Tales of Organized Crime

Not That Mike The Other Mike

To protect their illicit empires, criminal gangs will often resort to violent threats to intimidate their victims. A typical example is Mr. Harold Gibbersnood of Slipson Falls, CT, whom we will refer to as “John X.” to protect his identity. “When I fell behind on my loan payments,” John laments, “they said they’d send someone to ‘rearrange my face,’ as they put it. I thought they were just bluffing, but…”

dog leans against couch to create lopsided face
I can still feed myself, if I tilt my head. (Reddit)
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11 thoughts on “Tales of Organized Crime”

  1. allein 🐾 January 21, 2020 / 11:55 am

    Slipson Falls

    😂

    Better than sleeping with the fishies…

    • Duckie 🐥 January 21, 2020 / 12:53 pm

      Mike wins the internet today for that one.

  2. Clairdelune January 21, 2020 / 12:09 pm

    Doggie seems to have been somewhat disconnected and rearranged… nothing seems to be missing, at least in the visible body parts. 😂

  3. Catwhisperer January 21, 2020 / 12:25 pm

    Pupcasso

    • allein 🐾 January 21, 2020 / 12:29 pm

      Baroo Period.

        • allein 🐾 January 21, 2020 / 1:57 pm

          Couldn’t have done it without CatWhisperer!

          • Faye January 21, 2020 / 5:41 pm

            Hahaha two winners.

      • fkaWaldenPond January 21, 2020 / 1:58 pm

        Ok you two!!!!! 😀

  4. Debg January 21, 2020 / 3:11 pm

    Well played, everybody.

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