Support staff in our Spacial Integrity department have received isolated reports of anomalies in which certain blocks of space cannot be occupied by matter. We believe this may be caused by gaps in the fabric of space/time, or possibly a rogue magician. If you encounter anyone gesticulating theatrically and/or using the word “abracadabra” please report this activity to the support desk. Thank you.
I think I caught this act in Vegas, Cheryl S.
I love this!!!! I had not considered the possible role of rogue magicians in some of the difficulties we are all experiencing. I will be vigilant!
We think it may be someone from this crew:
They do tend to leave trouble in their wake.
I think planetary maintenance has a lot to answer for these days…
Kitty is just trying to put into practice the current health regulations. He’s completely aced the not-touching-the-face concept, but his ‘social distancing’ understanding needs some work. And considering the fact that he’s a cat, won’t frequent paw washing be a bit of a challenge, both physically and in keeping with regulations?
This does, however, give ‘self-isolation’ a whole ‘nother meaning.
Kitty is way a head of the rest of us.
I see what you did there!
🤣🤣 Duckie 🤣🤣
Tx Mike for this site.
This may be the best Planetary Maintenance memo EVERRRRRRR.
I hate when that happens.
Lucy – you got a lot of splaining to do. I’m just glad there’s an office to help explain all the crazy crap that happens.
Whatever conclave of magicians/wizards conjured up this latest mess, need to figure out a way of undoing it. Maybe a reversi undo us spell??
Yes, but…there seems to be a lack of contact information for the Support Desk. Is there a phone number, or is Ouija Board the preferred method?
Hahahahaha.