Strut that Butt!

Not That Mike The Other Mike

I strut my butt, and I’ll tell you what
When you’ve got a booty it’s your civic duty
To walk the walks and shake those ‘tocks
And haul your hocks around the block
When your behind is well defined
Don’t hide your posterior in the interior
Go get some air in that derriere
And strut your butt like you just don’t care!

corgi dog with floofy behind
Don’t dunk on the junk in my trunk, you punk (Reddit)

Bet she’s the butt of a lot of jokes, Andrew Y.

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12 thoughts on “Strut that Butt!”

  1. Jadre April 16, 2020 / 10:35 am

    Nicky Minaj could rap that 😂

    • allein 🐾 April 16, 2020 / 2:31 pm

      🤣🤣🤣

  2. AJ April 16, 2020 / 10:46 am

    I like big butts and cannot lie. That is one spectockular fluffy tock.

  4. Beth April 16, 2020 / 11:29 am

    I love when you rhyme, Mike!

  5. Luv Bunny April 16, 2020 / 11:55 am

    Now if we could get Mike, to rap that and post it for all of us to see and hear. That corgi can strut that butt better than some women can.

  6. Duckie 🐥 April 16, 2020 / 12:36 pm

    That’s quite the eyeful to encounter first thing in the morning.
    You go, corgi!

  7. AJ April 16, 2020 / 1:11 pm

    I mean, it’s just so big. I can’t believe it’s just so round, it’s like out there

  8. Lucy'sMom April 16, 2020 / 1:16 pm

    If my butt was that tocktacular I’d be showing it off every chance I got. Y’all are lucky my butt’s not that great. 😂

    • Dulcie April 16, 2020 / 1:38 pm

      Mine’s kinda big and round. But not fluffy. I guess that’s where I lose the cute factor. ☹️

  9. Kar April 16, 2020 / 8:51 pm

    Oh. My Gawg.

    Look at her Butt

  10. Debg April 16, 2020 / 10:02 pm

    Tocks to die for. And Mike’s poem had me howling. Best scrolldown ever.

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