Every great hero has an origin story: Batman, Captain America, Bozo the Clown (freak makeup accident, if you’re wondering). And so it was for a certain rambunctious kitten rescued by a kind man named Simon, who lived alone with his many hobbies such as building intricate model ships and placing them on high shelves, thus sealing his fate as a sucker cat owner. Here, in what promises to be an escalating series of mishaps, is the beginning of the Simon’s Cat saga. (via Lois M.)
My kitty totally would’ve gotten the “no hand” sign if she’d ever been in a shelter.
Simon’s Kitten!
Bozo the Clown started from a freak makeup accident? I’m going to use this next time someone asks why I don’t wear makeup…