The Husky Vampire

Not That Mike The Other Mike

On the outskirts of the old Transylvanian village, the fiendish vampire stalks his next victim, an innocent fair maiden who has unwisely wandered into the forest. Driven by his ancient lust for blood, the undead wretch sneaks up from behind…

husky and samoyed dogs play
Woe is me! Am I to endure a fate worse than death?

And CHOMP! right inna neck! Can this guy chomp or can this guy chomp, am I right? You just don’t see chomping like this anymore, with the suspense and the drama. The younger vampires, they got no patience. They don’t got time for stalking, for building up tension, they just wanna cut to the chomp. It’s sad.

husky and samoyed dogs play
Such a chomping I give you!

What a pain in the neck, Sharon H. (Links return tomorrow!)

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10 thoughts on “The Husky Vampire”

  1. allein 🐾 July 15, 2020 / 8:36 am

    Jonathan Barker is on the case.

    • Dulcie July 15, 2020 / 10:08 am

      Hee hee!

    • Faye July 15, 2020 / 11:01 am

      Perfect.

  2. Blue Footed Booby July 15, 2020 / 9:40 am

    Everything about that second picture is wonderful, from the expression on the cloudlike victim to the wrinkly chin on the nosfuratu.

  3. Dulcie July 15, 2020 / 10:10 am

    I guess Husky’s are daytime vampires?

    • Dulcie July 15, 2020 / 6:26 pm

      I meant “Huskies”. Sheesh.

    • fkaWaldenPond July 15, 2020 / 10:27 pm

      As Jerzowa wrote in a previous kronchy chompy vampirez post “Carpe Jugulum!’ So I figure hey, seize the chomp any time of the day? Heck, if you’ve got the talent bring it anytime if you may.

  4. debg July 15, 2020 / 10:11 am

    Fair maiden looks terrified. As she should.

  5. Kar July 15, 2020 / 11:15 am

    From that title I was expecting a sausage in Sansabelt trousers from JC Penny’s. Or maybe a flowered mumu.

    • Faye July 15, 2020 / 6:03 pm

      Husky Vampire: I’ve come to reasonably portion out your blood!

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