This precious Samoyed puppy named Mayo seems to have floated down from the clouds, and an overjoyed Girl With the Dogs is about to give him his very first grooming.
Samoyeds
Color Me Crazy
Oh, this? Yeah, I was out playing with the kids and they were making chalk drawings and one thing led to another and long story short, I now go by the name of Princess Fluffysparkle von Glitterstein of the Royal Rainbow Realm.
Night of the Living Floof
Coming soon to this theater! Experience the blood-curdling, heart-pounding terror as crazed gangs of marauding floofy dogs raid unsuspecting townspeople, desperate to satisfy their cravings for human leftovers! Due to its extremely graphic nature, no one will be admitted during the gut-wrenching “sausage frenzy” sequence!
The Husky Vampire
On the outskirts of the old Transylvanian village, the fiendish vampire stalks his next victim, an innocent fair maiden who has unwisely wandered into the forest. Driven by his ancient lust for blood, the undead wretch sneaks up from behind…
And CHOMP! right inna neck! Can this guy chomp or can this guy chomp, am I right? You just don’t see chomping like this anymore, with the suspense and the drama. The younger vampires, they got no patience. They don’t got time for stalking, for building up tension, they just wanna cut to the chomp. It’s sad.
What a pain in the neck, Sharon H. (Links return tomorrow!)