I Have Your Lab Results

Not That Mike The Other Mike

We’ve run a complete hydrospectral blood analysis, performed a 3-D scan of your entire vascular system, cross-referenced your DNA genome with your riboflavin hemoglobin frammiz noodle, and I’m pleased to announce that I have no idea what any of it means.

dog in lab coat
I just took this job for the cool uniform.

I’m feeling better already, Sharon H.

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4 thoughts on “I Have Your Lab Results”

  1. AJ July 30, 2020 / 12:57 pm

    Right about now, this would be the only Dr. I’d go see.

  2. Arne July 30, 2020 / 12:58 pm

    And I’m pleased to announce that just spit out my coffee all over the keyboard. 😆

  3. Luv Bunny July 30, 2020 / 1:45 pm

    That’s about what a doctor sounds like to me, when telling me the results of a blood profile. Might as well be in gibberish.

  4. allein 🐾 July 30, 2020 / 2:07 pm

    But he’s a Golden Retriever, not a Lab…

    /confused

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