Were you a king in your past life? A great philosopher? A shoe salesman? Now you can see yourself as you once were with Reincarnoscope™, the x-ray device that shows your your past instead of your bones.
Simply step behind the Reincarnoscope and instantly a vision of your past self will appear on the screen. Get your Rincarnoscope today at the Past Lives Pavilion or wherever metaphysical equipment is sold.
I’d be afraid to look, Sharon H.
You’re still a tiger…just…a little one…
Remember that episode of Star Trek TNG where everyone devolves and Spot, Data’s cat, turns into an iguana?
It’s like a fancier version of Calvin’s transmogrifier. 😀 https://www.tf.uni-kiel.de/matwis/amat/def_en/kap_5/illustr/i5_1_4.html
Check out the Pillow of Turin!
i am sure you are MUCH more pampered in your modern life.