Memo from Planetary Maintenance

Technicians from Air and Weather Subsystems division will be upgrading our fleet of BloTech XG-1500 wind generators with more powerful GaleMaster 5000 high-speed air accelerators. During this transition, wind speeds may be slightly faster than normal until we can recalibrate. We apologize for the inconvenience.

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The word ”slightly” is doing a lot of work here. (Imgur)

Found by Andrew Y. with lots of other optical illusions on Bored Panda.

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5 thoughts on “Memo from Planetary Maintenance

  1. allein August 24, 2020 / 10:34 am

    Oops…

    • Debg August 24, 2020 / 12:31 pm

      And he sticks the landing! Hilarious!

  2. 6rabbits August 24, 2020 / 1:05 pm

    Okay, the cats going perfectly sideways just amaze me!

  3. SoccerSue August 24, 2020 / 3:23 pm

    My aunt moved to Louisiana last week. Just in time to experience her first hurricane. Maybe I’ll show this to her and tell her it’s just planetary maintenance calibrating.

    • AJ August 24, 2020 / 3:30 pm

      If that’s the case, HQ for planetary maintence must be in FL considering how many hurricanes and tornadoes and other bizarre stuff keeps popping up there.

      I’m surviving my first day back in the office. It’s not too bad since I’m the only one in the building which on the other hand is kinda creepy. Thank goodness for music on my phone.

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