Do you ever wonder where kittens get so much rambunctious energy? They’re secretly drinking your coffee! That’s right, clever kittens, often working in groups, will stage a distraction so that you’ll put down your coffee and that’s when they do it! These are just some of the amazing true facts you’ll learn on my YouTube channel, Secret Animal Alien Illuminati Global Conspiracies!
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Marci cries in front of the coffee machine every morning. I don’t really think he wants the coffee, he is a lil’ energy bomb even without it. He just senses the importance of the coffee machine, he notices how much well-deserved attention it gets as it has the important task of keeping me alive. (Of course this is not caffeine addiction, I could stop if I wanted – nvm not even the cat believes this)
I have a picture of Stars with her head shoved in a coffee cup…
(For the record (in light of the comment below about caffeine being toxic), the cup was empty. At most she got a couple drops.)
Where is said picture?
Allein sent me the picture to post:
Thanks, Mike!
(That’s my mom’s hand, btw.)
Looks like he dipped his little paw in it first to test how hot it was before taking a sip. Teeny bit of creamy coffee on one toesy.
My nieces cat doesn’t the coffee, she just wants the water from the machine. No matter what she does, she’s found the cat shoving the water compartment lid to one side and shoving her face into it%
PLEASE! DON’T LET YOUR CATS AND DOGS INGEST ANYTHING WITH CAFFEINE, including coffee and chocolate. Caffeine is toxic to both species. See this article, or this one; or just duckduckgo/google “is caffeine toxic to cats.”
Thank you for the links. I think most of us here knew that already, and were just having fun, but if you reached only one person who didn’t know, then it was truly worth the effort.
That’s not QAnon – that’s QteAnon! 🙀
It’s a conspawracy!
It’s four years later and Cricket insists on sampling people’s tea. Can birds tolerate tea? Duckie won’t touch it, but if I can ever get her to perch on a tea cup, i’ll get a pic.
I love to see a pic.
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Wow, that’s one weird trick! Thanks! 😀