Rejected Sun Gods

Not That Mike The Other Mike

“There have been so many sun gods over the years — Ra, Surya, Sol, just to name some of the real heavy hitters — you’d think it’d be an easy market to break into,” notes aspiring solar deity Fe Lux. “But that’s just the problem. It’s really hard to stand out from the pack and build a following, especially now that people know how the sun works. Thanks a lot, Science!”

Cat face surrounded by sunburst
I almost got on “Teletubbies” but they went with the baby instead.
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6 thoughts on “Rejected Sun Gods”

  1. allein 🐾 November 16, 2020 / 1:37 pm

    I’d worship him…

  2. allein 🐾 November 16, 2020 / 1:38 pm

    Alternatively,

    Lion Coffee! The only coffee that comes with a real miniature lion in every case!

    • JenDeyan November 16, 2020 / 2:37 pm

      The love the accuracy of calling a cat a miniature lion.

        • JenDeyan November 16, 2020 / 9:52 pm

          Miniature Lions.
          All of the pouncing.
          None of the mauling.
          Get yours today!

  3. Blue Footed Booby November 17, 2020 / 8:57 am

    Praise the sun! \O/

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