We are aware of the recent increase in Earth’s rotational speed and apologize for any inconvenience as we investigate the issue. At this time there appears to be no danger of items or persons being thrown into orbit, but we will post further updates should conditions change.
Uh, I think the only rational explanation for what the dogs are doing is an increase in the Earth’s rotational speed. Brilliant analysis, Mike.
I’m always on the look out for new memos from Planetary Maintenance.
Got to be ready, you never know what will go wrong next.
I was just thinking about this the other day. If I recall correctly, it’s been awhile from the last Planetary Maintenance event. Perfect timing of both dogs, in the photo.
My guess was that they were admiring the Leaning Tower of Pizza- which not only accounts for the slant but for the slobber as well.
Wonderful shot!!
Too funny Mike 🤣😂🤣!
Luckily, our planet’s maintenance team is on the ball. Imagine how terrible Mars’ team was. Must be why it’s in such a state now.
Red and dead?
There seems to be a correlation between an increase in the earth’s rotational speed and excessive drooling…
I love these memos and also Mike’s Attenboroughesque discoveries of strange/exotic/unlikely sea creatures.
Marvin? Like, The Martian?!?! 😲👽
Yipee!!! I never thought I’d look forward to a memo from any maintenance team but these are the best. Perfect shot and laugh out loud funny hovertext.