Percy Faces a New Day

“(This is it. This is the day you stand tall. The day you take control and stop letting others push you around. Because you, Percival J. Milqueplaster, are a cat. A noble hunter. A fearless predator who takes without mercy. And that’s why you’re going out there and tell that mouse to stop eating out of your food dish.)”

cat looks into bathroom mirror
Or at least save me a little, if that’s all right… (Imgur)
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19 thoughts on “Percy Faces a New Day

  1. Dana May 27, 2021 / 12:08 pm

    I’m good enough, I’m smart enough and gosh darn it people like me!

    • Debg May 27, 2021 / 3:44 pm

      First thing I thought of too!

      I used to walk around the office saying that. The young whippersnappers I work with had no idea what I meant.

    • Maxlover May 27, 2021 / 10:47 pm

      LOL! I was juuuust going to post that, but y’all are quicker on the draw than I am! Ahhhhh…Stuart Smalley, we miss you. The world could use some of your ridiculous-but-sometimes-actually-pretty-wise silly sayings right now.

  2. AJ May 27, 2021 / 12:18 pm

    This had me snort laughing out loud. And you go for it Percy, don’t take any guff from that gosh darn mouse!!

  3. dubravkamcvmd May 27, 2021 / 12:20 pm

    This makes ME stand a little taller – of course I don’t have a tail to unfurl as a flag, but still.

    • Dulcie May 27, 2021 / 1:38 pm

      That tail alone gives him all the cred he needs!!

  4. Dulcie May 27, 2021 / 12:21 pm

    🤣🤣🤣 Wonderful scroll down Mike!
    Gosh darn it Percy – I like you!!

  5. Georgiana May 27, 2021 / 12:46 pm

    You got this Percy, I believe in you!

  6. Ricky & Bibi's Mom May 27, 2021 / 2:17 pm

    • dubravkamcvmd May 27, 2021 / 2:40 pm

      WOW. This was REALLY a long time ago. A different country.

      • Ricky & Bibi's Mom May 27, 2021 / 4:55 pm

        So long ago, and yet it feels like yesterday to me.

        • dubravkamcvmd May 27, 2021 / 8:19 pm

          Maybe because you are a theater worker these things are more present to you?

  7. Emsthemonster May 27, 2021 / 2:58 pm

    Beautiful cat with those big spots!

    • Debg May 27, 2021 / 3:45 pm

      The spots look like a giant paw print on kitty’s side!

      • Emsthemonster May 27, 2021 / 3:51 pm

        Yes, indeed. Rohrschach kitty.

  8. Emsthemonster May 27, 2021 / 3:54 pm

    Good job, Percy. Me dragging my ass to the bathroom in the mornings isn’t such a pretty sight.

  9. kar May 27, 2021 / 9:41 pm

    Percy,

    I will open a whole ‘nother can for you any day. And that mouse can’t have any.

  10. ^oo^ May 28, 2021 / 12:00 pm

    Spot on. And another spot on. And another spot on.

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