And now in the interest of enlightened discussion we present “Bark/Counterbark,” a frank exchange of views about today’s modern world. Today’s topic is “Who Should Be On the Bed?” and to present the “I should be on the bed” argument is noted soup bone archaeologist T. Heinrich Krunchenchompen, and representing the “No, I should be on the bed” counterargument is five-time Imaginary Iditarod champion Knute “The Mute” Whiner.
Join us next week when our panelists will discuss “Why Do You Get To Be On the Bedsheet and Why I Can’t I Also Be On the Bedsheet?’
Arguably two of the most talkative dogs on the Internet, Murray C.
I bet they were stars of the Furensics Club in high school.
NOICE!!! 😀
It’s a good day when you get a “NOICE!!!” from Mike. 🤩
Wow. Now I know I will never have a Malamute as a dog. The only thing quiet about them is in their name. And I thought Siamese were talkative. Poor GSD could barely get a word in edgewise, reminds of a man and his talkative wife.
Malamutes are Huskies that have spent a lot of time in the weight room, apparently. (I was wondering what the difference is and apparently the primary difference is size. Malamutes aren’t a whole lot taller, but can weigh up to twice as much.)
Though the page also had this line…
“Neither the husky nor the malamute work well as guard dogs—they’re not very vocal and are both just happy to see any people at all—even if they’re total strangers.”
Um, okay, if you say so.
MalaMUTE seems like a misnomer.
Also, “Jane, you ignorant slut” popped into my head for some reason.
Point. Counterpoint. 🤣
This is Top Ten Mike. I would tune in weekly for the half-hour show where they would debate the topics of the day.
The struggle is real people.
When the german shepherd looks up and realizes they are being recorded…😂😂😂😂
I love how neither one considers jumping ON the bed, rather than fight over the bedspread.