Night of the Living Floof

Coming soon to this theater! Experience the blood-curdling, heart-pounding terror as crazed gangs of marauding floofy dogs raid unsuspecting townspeople, desperate to satisfy their cravings for human leftovers! Due to its extremely graphic nature, no one will be admitted during the gut-wrenching “sausage frenzy” sequence!

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16 thoughts on “Night of the Living Floof

  1. Georgiana July 29, 2021 / 1:57 pm

    I only have one question, how come her jeans aren’t covered in white fur?
    I only have 2 small cats and I’m constantly brushing fur off my clothes.

  2. Dana July 29, 2021 / 1:59 pm

    I was expecting maybe 3 or 4 little but fluffy doggos, not 11 gigantic clouds!

  3. AJ July 29, 2021 / 2:21 pm

    Good grief that’s a lot of dogs!!! I really need to know the back story here, I mean really, who has that many dogs in their house?? Thank goodness, I’m not doing the cleaning.

    This did me in … “Due to its extremely graphic nature, no one will be admitted during the gut-wrenching “sausage frenzy” sequence!” 🤣🤣

  4. allein 🐾 July 29, 2021 / 2:26 pm

    They turned the floof up to 11!

  5. Duckie 🐥 July 29, 2021 / 3:17 pm

    My BFF used to have a dog like this. She combed her every day, and gathered a huge bag of fur. I secretly made a pillow out of fleece, stuffed it with the dog fur and put the cat on it. The cat settled down very quickly on her new ever-so-comfy cushion, and my friend laughed herself sick over it.

    • Duckie 🐥 July 29, 2021 / 3:20 pm

      PS.
      One more hour with stupid heart monitor on. Bad-but-good news is that I experienced both symptoms and/or situations they’re monitoring for during the night, which hopefully means that a step towards diagnosis can be made quickly.

      • AJ July 29, 2021 / 3:47 pm

        Fingers crossed for a diagnosis and something easily treated/fixed.

      • Georgiana July 29, 2021 / 4:00 pm

        🤞🤞🤞

      • Murray C. July 29, 2021 / 5:06 pm

        I missed the start of this but hope all goes well and resolved satisfactorily, Duckie!

      • Luv Bunny July 29, 2021 / 7:43 pm

        At least you had symptoms while wearing heart monitor, that should make it easier to spot your problem. Of course, mine didn’t, which then took longer to determine problem. Hope your heart problem will be a minor issue to correct.

        • Ricky & Bibi's Mom July 29, 2021 / 8:29 pm

          All digits crossed!

  6. Kar July 29, 2021 / 3:23 pm

    I hope that she has another bag or case of sausage.

    Duckie, I hope that they can diagnose what’s going on and that it’s fairly straight forward

  7. Debg July 29, 2021 / 3:34 pm

    Duckie, sending good wishes.

    LOTS of floof. They could take that lady down if they coordinate.

  8. Dulcie July 29, 2021 / 9:20 pm

    All the best Duckie – hope it goes well 💕🤞🙏

  9. Blue Footed Booby July 30, 2021 / 9:33 am

    That’s the lowest level cloud cover I’ve ever seen.

    • Duckie 🐥 July 30, 2021 / 12:22 pm

      Here’s hoping it doesn’t rain…

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