Due to issues with our molecular density regulator subsystems, random objects and organisms may become heavier than normal. We are working to correct the issue. If you should experience a sensation of extreme heaviness, do not sit or lie down as this may exacerbate structural damage.
” If you should experience a sensation of extreme heaviness,”
This happened to me on Sunday and I did lay down but the bed seems to be okay….
Thank you for the heads up, Mike. Memos from Planetary Maintenance are always so useful.
Wouldn’t lying down spread out the heaviness, reducing the chances of a sudden dip in the world’s surface? Assuming it’s not an Election Day.
Eye surgery done. Going to post op appointment. Will need reading glasses.
Getting swollen foot lanced this afternoon. SOOO looking forward to it.
Yay and Good luck!
Yikes! Good luck with getting the foot lanced.
Best of luck with foot Duckie, hope it all feels better soon.
Good luck on the foot, and congrats on surgery completion. Reading glasses ain’t so bad.
The picture reminds me of the seagulls in Grand Marais, Minnesota, which congregate on the beach near “The World’s Best Donuts” shop. Tourists feed them so many donuts that they look like they could do some extreme structural damage!
A seagull once stole a small coffee cake from me on the beach when I was a kid.
I’ve had many french fries and hotdogs stolen from me on the pier in Old Orchard Beach when I was a kid.
I’m rolling over here!! And from laughter NOT excess poundage. Wonder if Larry put on the pandemic 15 like the rest of us? A good day got even better with this PSA from Planetary Maintenance, they’re always so helpful.
They really are. When I’m feeling that extra tug of gravity, now I’ll understand why!