Take Us to Your Leader

“Bring the Earthlings before Grogschnozz the Wise,” grunted the Venusian. “Grogschnozz will know what to do with them.” And so, Captain Vanderhoof, Miss Pennyweather, and Dr. LeBleargh were marched into the vast underground city until they found themselves on a long corridor. And there, at the other end, sat an enormous creature — nothing but a gigantic, pulsating head whose three antennae sent signals to an array of equipment that filled the chamber. “So this is the key to the entire Venusian civilization” said LeBleargh, “The legendary Grogschnozz.”

cat head reflected in mirror
Step forward, puny humans. (Imgur)
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12 thoughts on “Take Us to Your Leader

  1. Georgiana September 24, 2021 / 1:08 pm

    For a second there I thought that the kitty had a third ear in the middle of his head like Narwhal the puppy with his tail.

  2. dubravkamcvmd September 24, 2021 / 1:18 pm

    It took me a while to figure this out.

  3. DEBG September 24, 2021 / 1:51 pm

    Why Photoshop is so fun. And why Mike’s interpretations are so hilarious.

    • Georgiana September 24, 2021 / 2:13 pm

      I don’t think it’s photoshop, I think the kitty is lying flat with his head against a mirror and it’s reflecting half of his face. But I could be wrong.

      • Debg September 24, 2021 / 9:40 pm

        You’re right, but it would be fun to try photoshopping something like this.

  4. AJ September 24, 2021 / 2:25 pm

    This is epic! And classic Mike! I sat for a moment after reading the story trying to decide if I really wanted to see the pic that went with the post, I was already laughing at all the possibilities that could follow. I decided to risk it and was amply rewarded. This picture is worth a thousand words plus!!!!! It took me a few minutes to figure out as well, and I agree with Georgiana that I think kitty is laying with it’s face against the mirror and the ear in the middle is a reflection.

  5. Dana September 24, 2021 / 5:34 pm

    A furry baby yoda!

  6. Sedro6 September 24, 2021 / 8:22 pm

    Thank you fellow Cutetropolitans! I would never have figured this out. This could use a “I don’t even…” tag.

  7. Kar September 25, 2021 / 9:03 pm

    That will give me nightmares.

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