Survival Tips for Cats

As a cat, you require constant attention at all times. A single missed meal, an interrupted nap-time, or even a momentary lapse in worship could be harmful to your sense of well-being. Therefore it is important to cultivate an arsenal of techniques, from the subtle rubbing against the leg to more blunt methods such as claiming an entire arm until demands have been met.

cat lies on human arm
YOO RUBS BELLEH NAO! (Reddit)

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12 thoughts on “Survival Tips for Cats

  1. allein ๐Ÿพ November 3, 2021 / 2:19 pm

    GAH!!!!

    I would never get any work done.

    Nice to see he’s learning young.

  2. julie wolf November 3, 2021 / 2:21 pm

    oh my gah, this kitteh

  3. Dubravkamcvmd November 3, 2021 / 2:43 pm

    I love the elegant concision of kittehโ€™s approach- the force used to subdue the human includes the opportunity for the human to comply with the demand.

  4. Murray C. November 3, 2021 / 3:09 pm

    Egad, full display of so many cute bits, all needing attention. The eyes wide open is a very crafty technique as well.

  5. Georgiana November 3, 2021 / 3:48 pm

    I hear and obey oh master.

  6. AJ November 3, 2021 / 3:51 pm

    Resistance is futile!! I would get no work done if such a cutie pie was anywhere near my computer.

  7. Dulcie November 3, 2021 / 4:12 pm

    Maybe kitten could work as a wrist rest! Instead of wrist weight ๐Ÿ˜ƒ!

  8. Ricky & Bibi's Mom November 3, 2021 / 5:10 pm

    The nosicle! The beans! The belleh! The eyes! Oh, yeah, the eyes have it โ€ฆ

  9. JenDeyan November 3, 2021 / 5:44 pm

    To be fair, that kitten is so cute it deserves undivided attention.

  10. debg November 3, 2021 / 6:07 pm

    Not sure what I want to huff first. The belleh? The toesies? The axis of snorgle? Such a cutiepie.

    And kitten is right–a momentary lapse in worship could be ghastly. For the planet.

  11. Elizabeth November 3, 2021 / 6:37 pm

    Look! A kitty kiss cushion. How convenient.

    • Dulcie November 3, 2021 / 6:48 pm

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