Memo from Planetary Maintenance

Not That Mike The Other Mike

We have discovered that, due to a programming error, the center of gravity for cats has been shifted by 45 degrees. Although we are attempting to correct this, our efforts have been complicated by the cats’ insistence that they are correct and gravity is wrong. Negotiations between Planetary Maintenance and the International Brotherhood of Felines are ongoing and we hope to have the issue resolved to the satisfaction of all parties.

cat appears to cling to wall
Tuesdays are going to be gravity-optional days. (Twitter)

Always wanted to walk on the ceiling, Elizabeth G.

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15 thoughts on “Memo from Planetary Maintenance”

  1. allein 🐾 November 9, 2021 / 2:17 pm

    Programming error? It’s a feature, not a bug.

    • 6rabbits November 9, 2021 / 4:01 pm

      Yeah, good luck bargaining with cats!

      • allein 🐾 November 9, 2021 / 4:17 pm

        Yep. Just call it an upgrade and call it a day.

      • Debg November 9, 2021 / 9:23 pm

        Cats are totally going to win. Nobody else will win.

  2. fkaWaldenPond November 9, 2021 / 2:23 pm

    Holy baroo on my part.

  3. Muppet2171 November 9, 2021 / 2:45 pm

    Best Memo from Planetary Maintenance yet!

  4. Georgiana November 9, 2021 / 2:59 pm

    Good luck negotiating with International Brotherhood of Felines!

    • Alice Shortcake November 9, 2021 / 4:10 pm

      One does not negotiate, one merely acquiesces.

      • AJ November 9, 2021 / 5:17 pm

        Resistance is futile! So just go with what the IBF says.

    • Luv Bunny November 9, 2021 / 7:12 pm

      I didn’t think cats negotiated. So unless the Brotherhood compromises, gravity will continue to be wrong.

  5. Duckie 🐥 November 9, 2021 / 3:41 pm

    From now on, I will weigh myself only on Tuesdays.

    • allein 🐾 November 9, 2021 / 3:56 pm

      Ooh, good plan.

  6. AJ November 9, 2021 / 5:19 pm

    This gave me a good chuckle, love these Memos! Count me in for the Tuesday weigh-ins, I think I’d like those numbers better than what’s showing up on the scale now.

  7. Pam S. November 12, 2021 / 9:25 am

    Purr-pendicular.

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