As he walked dejectedly home from his mascot job at Themeworld Amusement Park, Phil wondered why he wasn’t as popular as the other characters. The kids all rushed up to cuddle with Squeezy Bear, Plushie Puppy and Mickey Monkey, but for some reason they all seemed to avoid his character, Stabby McImpalerson.
Maybe a less…intimidating… name might help?
To steal from the original post: “OMG his little feets.”
and
“Someone give it a little knapsack on a stick, it looks like it’s got places to be.”
Someone replied to that with
A bindle is the little hobo carry-all.😉
He *does* look stabby, but he looks like he needs a hug. I think I would risk it.
I would risk hugs too. What a cutie!
Looks like he could use a kiss on the cheek too, I’ll volunteer.
Porky Pine!
He looks so sad I would definitely hug him.
Me too! I’d definitely hug and pet him, prickly things be damned.
This has me crying. Poor li’l porcupine! Such mean people!
I would softly pet his plush nose💙
Now, now folks, don’t worry, good times ahead. He simply has to go to the INK FEST TATOO LEGENDS SAID IN NITRO VOICE festival and he will be retiring early.