Due to a failure in the Feline Cognitive Inhibitor Matrix, household cats may experience episodes in which they over-analyze common situations, resulting in self-doubt, paranoia, or general confusion. Physical symptoms commonly include mild headaches or dizziness, although sometimes more severe reactions may occur.
Wait..what?
“resulting in self-doubt, paranoia, or general confusion.”
Today I learned I am a household cat.
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Same here!
Sounds like I could use a Human Cognitive Inhibitor Matrix to prevent me from experiencing self-doubt, paranoia, and general confusion or hair-on-fire syndrome
This is beyond perfect! And I believe I am also a cat based on these guidelines, luckily my head/hair hasn’t caught on fire yet.
I love memos form planetary maintenance, they are always very educational.