As professor emeritus of the Philosophy Department here at Dogemoor University, I am often asked to explain the tenets of Gubboism. The central pillar of gubboism is gub, a state of harmony with The Master, who grants only those worthy the status of gubboi. Those who are purest of heart may experience besdesboi, the highest plane of enlightenment.
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As someone who works at a university, this is priceless and oh so believable on many levels. I think there might have been a class similar to this offered on campus. And he looks so professorial in his turtleneck and glasses.
Turtlenecks always make people look smarter. So do glasses. It’s a proven fact.
How do I take his class? I will take out a student loan if need be.
This is so sweet! I would not be at all surprised if dogs had religious/philosophical beliefs similar to these.
Dogs and cats religious beliefs regarding humans defers a little LOL!!
LOL 😂 So accurate.
Spot on.
“Gubboi” 🤣
I was all ‘huh?’ and then I had a glass of wine and I am all like ‘aha!’ 😀