Thank You For Coming To My Talk, Ted

As professor emeritus of the Philosophy Department here at Dogemoor University, I am often asked to explain the tenets of Gubboism. The central pillar of gubboism is gub, a state of harmony with The Master, who grants only those worthy the status of gubboi. Those who are purest of heart may experience besdesboi, the highest plane of enlightenment.

Dog wearing turtleneck sweater and glasses sits in library setting
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9 thoughts on “Thank You For Coming To My Talk, Ted

  1. AJ April 8, 2022 / 1:50 pm

    As someone who works at a university, this is priceless and oh so believable on many levels. I think there might have been a class similar to this offered on campus. And he looks so professorial in his turtleneck and glasses.

    • debg April 8, 2022 / 2:03 pm

      Turtlenecks always make people look smarter. So do glasses. It’s a proven fact.

  2. allein 🐾 April 8, 2022 / 1:53 pm

    How do I take his class? I will take out a student loan if need be.

  3. Dubravkamcvmd April 8, 2022 / 2:18 pm

    This is so sweet! I would not be at all surprised if dogs had religious/philosophical beliefs similar to these.

    • Georgiana April 8, 2022 / 2:33 pm

      Dogs and cats religious beliefs regarding humans defers a little LOL!!

      • Dana April 8, 2022 / 2:39 pm

        LOL 😂 So accurate.

      • Debg April 8, 2022 / 11:06 pm

        Spot on.

  4. Dulcie April 8, 2022 / 2:45 pm

    “Gubboi” 🤣

    • Megan Walden April 9, 2022 / 12:12 am

      I was all ‘huh?’ and then I had a glass of wine and I am all like ‘aha!’ 😀

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