Hello, I’m Bad Luck

“It’s Friday the thirteenth, as you know, and the Department of Fate has assigned me to be your bad luck for today. I thought we might start here in the bathroom, with the slippery tile and all, and then we can move on to the kitchen and try our luck there, so to speak.”

Black cat stands in bathtub
Or we can forget the whole thing if you have tuna. (Imgur)
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11 thoughts on “Hello, I’m Bad Luck

  1. Blue Footed Booby May 13, 2022 / 3:41 pm

    “Black cats are good luck, not bad luck. I have black cat–see, him face–and I am not dead today. Good luck!”

  2. Dana May 13, 2022 / 3:54 pm

    Nothing so precious could ever be bad luck…

  3. allein🐾 May 13, 2022 / 3:55 pm

    I will take my chances.

    I will also gladly go get some tuna. Or I have chicken I can defrost…

  4. AJ May 13, 2022 / 4:47 pm

    I literally squeed out loud at this little morsel. Nothing this cute can be bad luck. But just in case, I’ll stock up on tuna. And if you click through to Imgur … his name is GASTON! Double squee!!!!!

    • Debg May 13, 2022 / 10:00 pm

      I did too. Love black cats, and kittens, so very much. The combination is lethal.

  5. Kar May 13, 2022 / 5:34 pm

    Those are some serious paws. Someone’s going to be a big kitty.

    • Dubravkamcvmd May 13, 2022 / 5:39 pm

      And those ears!

  6. Georgiana May 13, 2022 / 6:14 pm

    I’ve had 2 black cats in the past and they brought me nothing but good luck!

  7. Tina M May 13, 2022 / 7:22 pm

    Between my husband and I, we’ve had 8 black cats. At one point we had 4 at the same time along with other various flavors (calico, tabby, marmalade, grey/white, white). They are all good luck 🍀!

  8. Duckie 🐥 May 13, 2022 / 8:46 pm

    Eating tuna now. Come on over.

  9. Murray C. May 13, 2022 / 10:01 pm

    My English husband says that black cats are good luck in England. So much for superstition. The only thing might be bad luck is you might trip on them in the dark. Bad luck for you, bad luck for kitty.

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