Trapped behind enemy lines, separated from his platoon, Private Blorplemeyer heard the approaching footsteps of enemy troops. Checking his ammo bag, he discovered he was down to his last angry kitten grenade. It would be a longshot, but it just might work.
Nobody better throw that kittayn anywhere or it’s clobberin’ time.
House panther kitten grenade! All you have to do is show the weapon.
That is one angry grenade!
Give peace a chance!
Angry kitten grenade is too cute (and hilarious).
I’m all for throwing the kitten grenade if it will land gently on the ground and pop out mountains of kittens.
Agree!
Well,
I’m dead from the cute. How can something that angry be that adorable?
I’d throw myself on that grenade any day (gently, of course).
(lol…I looked at the original post and the title is “I tried to mess with my kitten by putting her in a sock, but instead she loved it.” How can you tell?)
Wait,
why would someone want to torment their kitten?
I do not know.
I assume the statement is tongue in cheek, and the process was more like “I wonder if kittens like swaddling, lol the pictures will be adorable and it won’t hurt anything except possibly us, let’s try it.”
Ded and done. So tiny, so angry. And I’ll risk catching this grenade.
Kitten needle teeth and and claws are seriously borderline lethal! *so wanna insert terribly inappropriate politically incorrect joke here… but won’t*