The disguise worked like a charm. Everyone overlooked me as I waited under the Christmas tree. I was struggling to stay awake when… he appeared, with the red suit and the sack of toys, just like I imagined. Then she crept up to him, and that’s when it got weird: I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus.
I think we’ve heard enough, Andrew Y.
Some things just can’t be unseen. I’m hoping the pool boy was only bringing them egg nog .😉🤣
The pool boy was an elf. Santa had so many presents for you that he needed help carrying them.
Scandalous!!! 😮😳
A pool boy, at Christmas?
Maybe in Melbourne, Australia.
although the pizza boy at the door was a complete coincidence.
Ok, I’ll stop now before the boom chicka soundtrack starts.
*snerk*
Haa haaa hhaaaaa… my favourite pool boy who made it big was Brad Carlton—even the ‘kept in a circus lion cage’ bit was fantasitc. Long live a pool boy!
I never understood that song as a kid. Apparently it’s a grown-up kind of thing.
Also I’ll be snortlaffing all evening over the hovertext.
Not the pool boy……😂
The expression on the cat’s face is perfect
Poor thing’s probably trying to figure out what happened to his ears.
Oh my! (clutching pearls, chest heaving)
lol, thecat’s face
You’ve seen elf on a shelf. Now try poo in a shoe!