The Stuff Under Your Bed Would Like a Word

Look, you need to step up ’cause it’s getting bad down there. The missing socks ate the last of the pizza crusts two days ago and now they’re starving. We keep getting tangled in all the headphone cables you keep losing. And the dust bunnies are multiplying like… well, you know.

I mean, it’s right there in the name. (Ecchs)

Time to get a broom, Andrew Y.

You already voted!

19 thoughts on “The Stuff Under Your Bed Would Like a Word

  1. Blue Footed Booby February 21, 2024 / 2:41 pm

    Bird orb. Borb.

    • allein 🐾 February 21, 2024 / 2:47 pm

      With a perm!

  2. AJ February 21, 2024 / 2:47 pm

    Squee!!! Looks like it just stepped out of the “Angry Birds” game. I cleaned under my bed last week but didn’t find anything like this. *Pout* Almost looks like a baby owl but not sure. Anyone know what kind of bird this is??

    • allein 🐾 February 21, 2024 / 2:48 pm

      I dunno…the source link just says it’s “sentient lint.”

      • Dubravkamcvmd February 21, 2024 / 3:01 pm

        Could sentient lint be a species?

      • Georgiana February 21, 2024 / 3:12 pm

        sentient lint LOL!

      • 6Rabbits February 21, 2024 / 3:18 pm

        😂

    • Debg February 21, 2024 / 3:14 pm

      Tawny frogmouth? I love them just for their name!

      • Duckie 🐥 February 21, 2024 / 3:42 pm

        One point for Deb.

        • Ricky & Bibi's Mom February 21, 2024 / 5:49 pm

          You start out as a blob of custard covered in spaghetti; you grow up to be sentient lint. But also, you can fly. Beats the human condition, I’d say.

          • DEBG February 21, 2024 / 6:03 pm

            Okay, now I *have* to see this video.

          • 6Rabbits February 21, 2024 / 6:10 pm

            With a mouth like that I can see where he got his name!

      • AJ February 21, 2024 / 3:45 pm

        Ding Ding Ding, we have a winner! Thanks Deb & Duckie for sussing that out.

  3. JenDeyan February 21, 2024 / 5:56 pm

    I would certainly be incentivized to clean up under my bed if I could find a borb like this.

    • DEBG February 21, 2024 / 6:03 pm

      Yes, that would work on me too. I love FTs so much.

      • Ricky & Bibi's Mom February 21, 2024 / 6:19 pm

        Frawny Togmouths?

        • DEBG February 21, 2024 / 9:50 pm

          😃

  4. Dana February 21, 2024 / 7:00 pm

    Not the picture I was expecting on the scroll down 😂

    What a cute little fella!

  5. Suzy Terry February 24, 2024 / 5:29 pm

    I vacuum every couple of months under the beds and I never see what comes out unless I open the bag when it is full and time to toss. And, I really don’t want to see. Most of what is under the beds are storage cannot put anywhere else in the house.

    Gotta Luv It

Comments are closed.