Hog Hug

Not That Mike The Other Mike

I’ve got lots of stuffed toys, but there’s one I love best
And I’ll love it forever, you can keep all the rest
You can grab my giraffe, you can bogart my bear
Zoom off with my zebra, I really don’t care
Abduct my anteater, embezzle my ewe
Kidnap my koala, but whatever you do
Don’t come near my favorite or I’ll flip my wig
Keep your paws off my pink perfectly precious plush pig

pig lies on her side, holding a pink stuffed pig toy in her front hooves
We used to be the same size. (Reddit)

via Andrew Y.

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8 thoughts on “Hog Hug”

  1. AJ March 19, 2024 / 4:13 pm

    Just awwwww, so precious! A piggy and his piggy. Also love all of Mike’s word play.

  2. allein 🐾 March 19, 2024 / 4:13 pm

    I shall call him…mini me!

  3. Recherche March 19, 2024 / 4:21 pm

    Missed opportunity to title this “Hog Heaven”

  4. 6Rabbits March 19, 2024 / 4:45 pm

    Awwwww!😁 Love the poem Mike!👍🏼

  5. Duckie 🐥 March 19, 2024 / 4:53 pm

    Precious indeed!

  6. Tara March 19, 2024 / 5:33 pm

    Awwww – so sweet!

  7. Luv Bunny March 19, 2024 / 6:57 pm

    Mike, how do you think up such clever verses? Happy piggy with a mini piggy.

  8. N. Fritz March 20, 2024 / 1:15 am

    NTMTOM’s poetry posts are the best! (What was the one from the old ranch about a hedgehog cowboy/outlaw?)

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