Your Honor, my client categorically denies that he had any part in digging up the garden and that the so-called “evidence” is purely circumstantial. We refer specifically to the precedent set in the matter of Me v. Your Lying Eyes.
All Green Thumbs
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I would acquit him in a heart beat!
Objection, your honor, my client does not have thumbs. Therefore he clearly cannot be guilty of this crime.
I sentence him to house arrest … at my house! Gives new meaning to a two-tone paint job.
Cuteness is a very powerful defense.
We have all been attacked by grass at one time or another.
The dog is obviously the victim in all this.