The Art Critic

Of all the works in this museum, one above all captivated my soul. Its deceptively simplistic composition — rectangles of steel and glass revealing tightly undulating curves — spoke to our constant yearning to break free of society’s constraints and serve our true purpose. At least that’s what I thought until someone explained I’d been looking at a fire hose.

I just assumed “Break glass to open” was a metaphor. (Ecchs)

Artistically submitted by Andrew Y.

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9 thoughts on “The Art Critic

  1. 6rabbits October 18, 2024 / 4:50 pm

    Look at how sheโ€™s holding her little paws!๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’™
    โ€œMay I have some more, please?โ€

    • allein ๐Ÿพ October 18, 2024 / 6:17 pm

      I put the original post through google translate and it says “please give me a crab stick” ๐Ÿ˜†

      I would give kitty all the crab sticks she wants.

  2. DEBG October 18, 2024 / 6:27 pm

    That is a mischievous little face.

  3. AJ October 18, 2024 / 8:37 pm

    Iโ€™m rolling here with laughter. That was so serious and artsy speak right up to the fire hose part. Genius! Just genius!

    • Ricky & Bibi's Mom October 18, 2024 / 8:43 pm

      Shades of Claes Oldenburg โ€ฆ

      • Ricky & Bibi's Mom October 18, 2024 / 9:51 pm

        To say nothing of Marcel Duchamp!

  4. Dubravkamcvmd October 18, 2024 / 10:02 pm

    Definitely contemplating the sublime

  5. fkaWaldenPond October 18, 2024 / 10:55 pm

    You’re my hero, Mike.

  6. Kar October 18, 2024 / 11:38 pm

    those leetle toes are killing me! Splayed apart to keep their balance.

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