“Yes, I am station agent! I can help you with train schedule! The next train will be here soon or maybe later and it will be big and shiny and the doors will open and people will get in and then it will make a honk-honk noise and go somewhere.”
Disinformation Booth
I wanna snuggle with the station agent and I’ll never get on the train…whenever it gets here…
Want to stroke his forehead stripe.
Any chance his name is Myki?
Guessing that he is not a tracker…
Honestly, the human station agents say pretty much the same thing…
This looks like fake news and I’m going to do my own research!
After I snuggle this cutie.
All of that information sounds totally legit to me. Far more so than the “information” several of my transport apps provide.
Sounds like my trolley but the agents are either non-existent or a bunch of crappy patties. I’d welcome having this one giving out info. And for those of you who want to go pet pet the agent, he’s in the Victoria Australia metro. Good luck finding which station!