Antiques Roadshow — OF DOOM!

Introduced once again by WQTE-TV horror host Flurnston Boils

Welcome back, fright fans. Our next tale of terror concerns an ancient portrait in the hands of a collector with impeccable taste — for blood. It’s a spine-curdling tale I call: Brushstroke With Terror!


“I hope your journey to my castle was uneventful,” said the dapper gentleman as he ushered his guest into the gallery. “I’m glad you could appraise the portrait here, because it is very sensitive to light and must never leave this room.”

“Why, what an uncanny resemblance,” noted the art expert. “This portrait is three hundred years old at least, and yet it looks just… just like…”

“Yes, I know,” said the gentleman, eyeing his guest’s neck. “It’s been in the family for generations. But then again,” he added, moving in closer, “so have I.”

Cat with very prominent front fangs sits next to a picture of himself dressed as a dapper vampire
By the way, what’s your blood type? I need to know what wine to pair with you.

Found on Instagram by Andrew Y. and Sharon H.

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8 thoughts on “Antiques Roadshow — OF DOOM!

  1. Dana October 31, 2024 / 1:24 pm

    Kitty, the answer is always Chianti. With a side of fava beans.

    • allein 🐾 October 31, 2024 / 1:54 pm

      Not a Catbernet? 🍷

      • Dana October 31, 2024 / 2:01 pm

        You win!

  2. Kar October 31, 2024 / 2:03 pm

    explains the teefies

  3. Georgiana October 31, 2024 / 2:05 pm

    I think cats would make the perfect vampires, sleep all day and go out hunting at night, I mean come on that’s the definition of a cat. LOL!!

  4. wuyizidi October 31, 2024 / 2:11 pm

    Nothing out of the ordinary here, everyone knows cats have 9 lives.

  5. AJ October 31, 2024 / 3:44 pm

    The resemblance is uncanny. And now I must say those immortal words from every horror movie – RUN!!!!! FLEE FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!

  6. debg October 31, 2024 / 6:09 pm

    It’s always great to hear Flurnston’s tales of terror. ROFLMAOing over here.

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