Introduced once again by WQTE-TV horror host Flurnston Boils
Welcome back, fright fans. Our next tale of terror concerns an ancient portrait in the hands of a collector with impeccable taste — for blood. It’s a spine-curdling tale I call: Brushstroke With Terror!
“I hope your journey to my castle was uneventful,” said the dapper gentleman as he ushered his guest into the gallery. “I’m glad you could appraise the portrait here, because it is very sensitive to light and must never leave this room.”
“Why, what an uncanny resemblance,” noted the art expert. “This portrait is three hundred years old at least, and yet it looks just… just like…”
“Yes, I know,” said the gentleman, eyeing his guest’s neck. “It’s been in the family for generations. But then again,” he added, moving in closer, “so have I.”
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Kitty, the answer is always Chianti. With a side of fava beans.
Not a Catbernet? 🍷
You win!
explains the teefies
I think cats would make the perfect vampires, sleep all day and go out hunting at night, I mean come on that’s the definition of a cat. LOL!!
Nothing out of the ordinary here, everyone knows cats have 9 lives.
The resemblance is uncanny. And now I must say those immortal words from every horror movie – RUN!!!!! FLEE FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!
It’s always great to hear Flurnston’s tales of terror. ROFLMAOing over here.
That is an amazing face. I snort laugh every time I gaze upon him.