Whether you need to send a letter across the street or across the country, you can count on the United States Professional Standard Personal Super Private Speedy Postal Service. Our dedicated team will get your letters delivered right away, unless it’s lunchtime. Also we usually take a nap around two. And we don’t go anywhere with big dogs, because yikes.
That’s one pleased Mr. Postman, Andrew Y.
Most handsomest USPS employee ever! Those eyes!
Fun fact: that line about neither rain nor snow etc. comes from the Babylonian Empire. I think the Middle one but maybe the Old one.
According to this, the Persian Empire:
https://facts.usps.com/no-official-motto/
It’s a little before my time, so … ? 🙂
Hmmm. I’m going to have to check my old lecture notes. After 10 years away from the classroom, stuff starts to slip my mind.
I have a mind like a steel sieve. I look stuff up because I have to!
I believe him totally! Might do a better job that the current employees. Wonder if mail is whapped instead of stamped.
Ha!😂👍🏼
Well this cutie pie can deliver me some cuddles anytime he wants.
Confidential mail can be delivered pre-shredded upon request. Or if we’re feeling scratchy.
Comes with own personal envelope opener.