Confessions of a Dachshund

Countless millennia ago, a wolf wandered into a human camp. Today, one of its elongated descendants wonders where it all went wrong, in Confessions of a Dachshund, found by reader Allein.

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6 thoughts on “Confessions of a Dachshund

  1. allein 🐾 July 2, 2026 / 2:06 pm

    I would watch this as a full-length movie.

  2. Georgiana July 2, 2026 / 2:32 pm

    Best creepy movie line I’ve heard in a long time “You spend enough time in captivity, you start developing … interests”.

  3. Dubravkamcvmd July 2, 2026 / 2:58 pm

    I can imagine some of this passing through a pet’s mind.

  4. Kar July 2, 2026 / 3:07 pm

    I often wonder if I have a cat or a victim of Stockholm Syndrome.

    And then I remember that its time for her Grace’s snack of gravy tidbits (only if served on a china saucer).

    • Duckie 🐥 July 2, 2026 / 7:42 pm

      Good thing you remembered, or YOU might have been a victim.

  5. debg July 2, 2026 / 6:26 pm

    Wonderful! It’s like Henri the Existential Cat has reincarnated in canine form.

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