Madame Esmeralda Sees All

Not That Mike The Other Mike

Welcome, truth seeker. You wish for Madame Esmeralda to gaze beyond the mists of time to reveal your future, do you not? I see… I see a belly, soft, fluffy, inviting. It beckons to you to reach out and sink your hand into its luxurious silky texture. But wait — there is also danger, I… I cannot continue without tuna…

a fluffy cat wears a frilly pink hood with a brooch-like decoration at the top
And fresh, too — none of that canned stuff.

Trying on at the wrong time, by lumiegor, licensed under CC BY 2.0

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12 thoughts on “Madame Esmeralda Sees All”

    • 6rabbit March 13, 2025 / 6:06 pm

      That is freakin’ hysterical!!😂🤣😂🤣

    • allein 🐾 March 13, 2025 / 6:56 pm

      How have I never seen this before?

      • N. Fritz March 14, 2025 / 1:26 am

        Mystical Cat was taken down for several years. Klaatu42 (The Talking Animal Guy) is a gem. I wish there were more videos. They’re freakin’ hysterical!

        • 6rabbit March 14, 2025 / 2:56 am

          Didn’t realize that was from Klaatu42! I love his stuff! He is so good with the talking animal vids👍🏼

  2. debg March 13, 2025 / 5:18 pm

    I believe her.

    Also thanks, N Fritz, for linking the obligatory video. Hadn’t watched it in forever and forgot how much I loved it.

  3. Dana March 13, 2025 / 5:20 pm

    Gimme toona! 😻

  4. Georgiana March 13, 2025 / 5:53 pm

    Is this fresh enough oh All Powerful Seeing Cat?

    • 6rabbit March 13, 2025 / 6:07 pm

      But it’s only a Photo of fresh tuna😿

      • Georgiana March 13, 2025 / 11:42 pm

        That’s because you’re only a photo of a cute cat if you were here in real life I would give you real fresh tuna.

        • 6rabbit March 13, 2025 / 11:50 pm

          😘

        • allein 🐾 March 13, 2025 / 11:58 pm

          Can’t argue with that logic!

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