Do you have what it takes to be a cat in the fast-paced world of business? Let Acme Business College teach you what you need to succeed, including:
- Looking like you know what you’re doing
- Getting lots of attention on Zoom calls
- Delegating work to support staff

Exuding authority.
I hope that they’re not a subsidiary of the ACME Corporation.
BTW, the supposedly hilarious movie, Coyote Vs Acme has been saved! By, get this, Ketchup Entertainment.
Getting ALL the attention on Zoom Meetings is so true 😁😁😁😁😁😁
My coworkers wait to see little kitty ears poking into view! They know Lavender sits on my lap most of the time. Like now. I can’t feel my legs anymore.
His name is Pat? Pat the Cat?
If that’s all they teach you, I think I’m qualified to be a cat. Does Acme award Credit for Life Experience?