Beatrice held her breath. Behind her she could hear the killer creep through the door, his footsteps barely audible on the soft carpet. Within moments he would find her, and her only hope of survival lay in her ability to impersonate an apple.

Stella Doo, by moriza, licensed under CC BY 2.0
Da Dum, Da Dum. DUM DUM DUM DAAAAAAA! *Covers eyes with hands* Yikes, hope hammy emerges unscathed.
I just hope that we don’t get SQUASHED.
Golf Clap. You win the internets today!!
Agreed! Kar definitely wins.
I dunno, he could be a perfectly-baked bread roll…
Don’t look now but he’s behind you.
Happy, hammy’s hoomin reports “no tragic ending.”
Hamsters can run pretty fast! Also some hamsters and cats actually LIKE each other🤪