My mind is a battleground whereupon the armies of Logic and Emotion wage their ceaseless campaign. Take for example the object before me. My logical mind knows it is a bar of soap, not a block of cheese. Yet my irrational hunger for cheese commands me to take a bite.

I am Critical of Soup, You, Everything, by cogdogblog, CC0 1.0 Universal (CC0 1.0)
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Cheese tax has to be paid on soap now?