As you may know, Planetary Maintenance has recently been placed under the auspices of the newly-created Department of Global Efficiency, which has installed a number of firmware updates. One such update appears to have reverted all complex systems of reproduction back to their single-cell methods. We are working to correct the matter.
Submitted in duplicate by reader DC.
Shouldn’t that be Department of Global Deficiency?
PS why the rabbit tag?
Well, you know how quickly rabbits reproduce. (Ok, I tapped it by mistake. Tag removed.)
It wasn’t you. It was the DGD.
Is it an ameowba?
Yes!
Mitosis or meiosis?
Meowosis.
Good grief!
Well that explains all the wonky weather and other assorted weird stuff going on. Thank you DOGE! (sarcasm off now)
Peeps, Deb’s box of yarns just arrived and I am in HEAVEN! Deb, you are awesome. Thank you to those who sent subliminal messages. Don’t know what I’m going to do with it all, but I’m having a grand time imagining.
Oooh, yippee!! Have fun – it’s always so exciting getting new craft supplies. The possibilities are endless (at least in your mind, lol)!
One fine day with a hiss and a purr
A baby was born and it caused a little stir
No blue buzzard, no three-eyed rat
Just a feline-feline little CatCat