“This is a case most diabolical,” muttered Inspector Lemieux as he examined the body on the floor. “Note, for example, no sign of forced entry, nor any trace of a murder weapon.” And yet within moments, Lemieux’s keen instincts would reveal the startling — and smelly — truth.

Berlin, May-2025, by maltman23, licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0
Inspector Lemieux, snerk. Wonder if he’s colleagues with Inspector Purrot?
Or Sam Spayed?
Miss Mrowple.
Furlock Holmes
Fido Vance.
Furry Mewson.
Philip Mrrowlow.
Tomcat and Whappence.
Hercule Purrรณ
Cats find human feet fascinating.
Frank Zappa’s Stinkfoot with a cat instead of a dog
(./~ the poodle bites, the poodle chews it./~)