True Crime Tales

September 4, 2025September 4, 2025Not That Mike The Other Mike

In 1987, Rolf and Helen Snorfmarble testified in the trial of notorious feline gangster “Slasher” Slomopowitz. In exchange for their brave testimony, the Snorfmarbles were given new identities and placed in the witness protection program.

Two dogs sit in a cat tree inside a pet store — Hello, we are both cats! Meow! (Imgur)

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AJ September 4, 2025 / 4:03 pm

Snort laughing here!! The names, the background, the picture!!!!! And no matter what I believe them.

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Dana September 4, 2025 / 4:10 pm

…and, their new names are Imma and Gunnar Whapusenseless

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- Duckie 🐥 September 4, 2025 / 6:14 pm
  
  Snerk!
  I would love cats with the same colouring.
  
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Georgiana September 4, 2025 / 4:11 pm

Love the names LOL!!!

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debg September 4, 2025 / 4:41 pm

Wouldn’t these new identities make them LESS safe?

Also they’re adorable.

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allein 🐾 September 4, 2025 / 7:02 pm

Looks like cats to me! I mean, they’re in a cat tree. What else would they be?

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