Breaking News — The Cutetropolis Municipal Zoo has become engulfed in scandal as its most recent acquisition of a panda bear has been revealed to be an impostor. Reached for comment, zoo director Irwin Devious defended the action, saying “Look, do you have any idea how hard it is to get a real panda? There’s a waiting list, there’s paperwork — so I took a shortcut, sue me.”
Panda cat, by fox_kiyo, licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0
Can’t say I blame ’em…
Hey real or not he is very cute so I’m not complaining.