
85 Completely Unhinged But Also Amusing Pet Names
Bored Panda, via NTMTOM
Rescued donkey aims for world record with 15-inch-long ears
WPDE, via NTMTOM
And finally: Bird Brunch
Andrew Y. found this fancy seed spread. Then suddenly, horsebunny.
あけましておめでとうございます🐥🎍🐴🐥
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今年もティアたんとレイくんとサクちゃん共々よろしくお願いします🥰
今年はふたりにおせちを用意🤭ケンカせずに食べられました😁 pic.twitter.com/rGxvn0MRek



My brain is trying to adapt “Suddenly Seymour” to bunny…
I know. I was like what the heck!!???? First beautiful birds and that little horse, then the horse disappeared. And it’s pops up at the end?? Plus bunny and horse look so disappointed that there isn’t a snack for them. Guess its’s my daily dose of weirdness.
One of my all time favorite pet names was a turtle named Jennifer Slowpez.
The hairless cat named Nudacris.
I love both these names so much. Jennifer Slowpez is simply inspired.
Also I know of a dog named Thurston Howl.
Love the bento box birdies and the horse bunny, the rest will have to wait because I woke up late and I’m behind for everything.
Can I go live with Hope the long-eared donkey? Or that lovely house with birbs and bunny and horsebunny? It would be fantastic to have birbs set the table for me and then bow.
The funny pet names are priceless! Just what I needed this morning.
Same reaction here.