I’m tellin’ ya, that Red Riding Hood chick’s been selling a big fat fairy tale. To start with, I’m domesticated, I ain’t no wolf. Second, I didn’t eat the old lady, she went to Boca Raton for the winter. And as for the housecoat, look — I just feel comfortable in it, all right?

reading glasses, by istolethetv, licensed under CC BY 2.0
You do you Mr Wolf!
It does look comfy…
Sounds rational to me.
This seems an appropriate post to append this link to:
She looks like a garden gnome. 🥰
Fantastic! What a lucky little girl!
How could you not trust that face? Plus everybody wants to go to Boca Raton for the winter. Except me.
And me. I have zero desire to set foot in Florida.