What Big Lies You Have!

I’m tellin’ ya, that Red Riding Hood chick’s been selling a big fat fairy tale. To start with, I’m domesticated, I ain’t no wolf. Second, I didn’t eat the old lady, she went to Boca Raton for the winter. And as for the housecoat, look — I just feel comfortable in it, all right?

A dog with curly orange fur wears a blue housecoat, a shower cap and curlers on its head.
Don’t judge me.

reading glasses, by istolethetv, licensed under CC BY 2.0

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8 thoughts on “What Big Lies You Have!

  1. Georgiana January 29, 2026 / 1:33 pm

    You do you Mr Wolf!

  2. allein 🐾 January 29, 2026 / 1:50 pm

    It does look comfy…

  3. Duckie 🐥 January 29, 2026 / 2:00 pm

    Sounds rational to me.

    • allein 🐾 January 29, 2026 / 3:16 pm

      She looks like a garden gnome. 🥰

    • debg January 29, 2026 / 5:06 pm

      Fantastic! What a lucky little girl!

  4. debg January 29, 2026 / 5:06 pm

    How could you not trust that face? Plus everybody wants to go to Boca Raton for the winter. Except me.

    • Ricky & Bibi's Mom January 29, 2026 / 5:54 pm

      And me. I have zero desire to set foot in Florida.

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