The Trickle-Down Theory

According to leading doggoneomists, when water is allowed to roll off a dog’s tongue, its flavor is improved by up to 0.0000003 percent, and its thirst-quenching properties are enhanced by a factor of 7.3 hydrowhatevers.

Two dogs catch water dripping from a faucet with their tongues. The taller dog catches the water first, then some rolls off for the shorter dog.
Shame there isn’t a chihuahua here to catch the overflow. (Imgur)
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6 thoughts on “The Trickle-Down Theory

  1. Duckie πŸ₯ March 31, 2026 / 4:58 pm

    One of these days, I am going to go through the entire site, take note of all these scientific terms, and write a paper, with Cutetropolis as my primary source.

    • Georgiana March 31, 2026 / 5:39 pm

      I would buy it!!!

    • allein 🐾 March 31, 2026 / 5:51 pm

      I think we need a complete log of the memos from Planetary Maintenance, too.

      • Duckie πŸ₯ March 31, 2026 / 6:06 pm

        Hmmm…

  2. allein 🐾 March 31, 2026 / 5:49 pm

    I’ll, uh, take your word for it….

  3. DEBG March 31, 2026 / 6:04 pm

    Tongue-Out Tuesday!

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