The Trickle-Down Theory

According to leading doggoneomists, when water is allowed to roll off a dog’s tongue, its flavor is improved by up to 0.0000003 percent, and its thirst-quenching properties are enhanced by a factor of 7.3 hydrowhatevers.

Two dogs catch water dripping from a faucet with their tongues. The taller dog catches the water first, then some rolls off for the shorter dog.
Shame there isn’t a chihuahua here to catch the overflow. (Imgur)
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8 thoughts on “The Trickle-Down Theory

  1. Duckie ๐Ÿฅ March 31, 2026 / 4:58 pm

    One of these days, I am going to go through the entire site, take note of all these scientific terms, and write a paper, with Cutetropolis as my primary source.

    • Georgiana March 31, 2026 / 5:39 pm

      I would buy it!!!

    • allein ๐Ÿพ March 31, 2026 / 5:51 pm

      I think we need a complete log of the memos from Planetary Maintenance, too.

      • Duckie ๐Ÿฅ March 31, 2026 / 6:06 pm

        Hmmmโ€ฆ

  2. allein ๐Ÿพ March 31, 2026 / 5:49 pm

    Iโ€™ll, uh, take your word for itโ€ฆ.

  3. DEBG March 31, 2026 / 6:04 pm

    Tongue-Out Tuesday!

  4. Elizabeth March 31, 2026 / 7:00 pm

    Photo and hover text are awesome, but, per usual, comments are stellar. As a science communicator, I, too, would buy the paper.

  5. ^oo^ April 1, 2026 / 11:45 am

    Not that I doubt Science- But exactly how and by whom was the data gathered and analyzed?

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