Look, I’m not opposed to all of this “smart home” technology my humans keep installing. I think some of it is pretty useful, actually. That little box you talk into to order my favorite dog treats? I rather like that one. But this new “RoboCorgi” they just bought — now that’s pushing it too far.

The Legos we had when I was a kid were nowhere as intricate as the sets they got now, this Corgi Lego dog is amazing!
Not as cuddly as the real thing, though.
The legos probably still hurt like nobody’s business when you step on them, though. That will never change.
Say no to AI dogs!
It’s actually really cute.