CUTETROPOLIS

Could your cat be… a vampire? Tired of hanging around in belfries, today’s modern vampire often assumes the form of a common house cat to better feast on its unwitting prey. Here are some signs your tabby may be one of the bloodthirsty undead:

• Sleeps in daytime; active only at night
• Allergic to garlic unless lightly sautéed
• Shows inordinate interest in your blood type
• Constantly demands Count Chocula for breakfast

Arturo vampiro, by Julián Ortega Martínez, licensed under CC BY 2.0